This Poem was Submitted By: Judy A Badger On Date: 2002-11-22 01:51:24 . . . Click Here To Mail this Poem to a Friend!

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A Single Woman's Prayer

As I lay me down to sleep, I pray thee, Lord, don't make me weep. You know what I need far better than I, But I'll ask you this once and not be shy. Please send me the one who is loyal and true And takes time to know me, through and through. Be sure that he laughs in spite of himself And touches my heart above all else. Give him eyes (any color) that are loving and kind And he'll see the same things when he looks into mine. He'll need to be patient and willing to share, Open and honest and always fair. I know this might be a king-sized task, But I want my best friend.  Too much to ask? I'll cherish this man now and forever, My heart, my soul, my friend and lover. Oh and Lord, with men, you know how it goes; So this one thing would you be sure he knows? That T and A are NOT the only female body parts! There's also M and H (that's Mind and Heart). A M E N 

Copyright © November 2002 Judy A Badger

Additional Notes:
This is as close to off-color humor as I get. :) I hope it doesn't offend anyone, it's only meant as a spoof. Was a challenge from a friend after he wrote the Single Man's Prayer (his version). This is just for the humor of it. I hope some of you get a chuckle out of it.


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