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(Exactly what, we’re not sure.) The requisite no-parking introduction Then a waiting orientating The sitting interminably Another weighting, shorter And the micturating, longer Fluorescently lighting up That undressing part The gowning of it The magazining again but new ones (the finally-ing) Hello-how-are-you-ing Great-how-are-they-ing Twenty-nine questioning Bright light blinding quickly The hard-cold heart-lung listening The tender spleen probing The coughing while probing one The knee tapping jump test That magnified looking snake it up insiding Seguing into the prostatically oriented fondling blessing Paper sitting crunching with Smiling scratching penning into The see-you-next-year-ing & Call-if-I-find-anything-unusual-ing Then blood tubes filling The band-aiding with  The electricity report following Buttoning & Tying review The Visa/MC/AmEx card party part The home driving section A glance in the mirror to see if-ing & Confirming. Older.  Fatter.  Crabbier.  Poorer. (Butt passing fart?) But passing part.