This Poem was Submitted By: Michael Bird On Date: 2003-04-06 01:29:20 . . . Click Here To Mail this Poem to a Friend!

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Which Wench is Winch

Is a winch a wench Or a wench a winch If a winch can lift a wench Can a wench lift a winch Is a wench a winch Or is a winch a wench Can a winch be a wench Or can a wench be a winch Can you tell a winch apart from a wench Or are they both the same Will a winch outlast a wench Or will the wench outlast the winch Is a wench equal to or greater than a winch Maybe the wench is just larger Which came first  The winch or the wench Are there more winch`s than wench`s  Or more wench`s than winch`s Can you own a wench Or only own a winch If a winch breaks Will a wench break also Maybe there are too many winch`s  That look like wench`s I want to purchase a winch  For my boat and truck Maybe I just need a wench instead

Copyright © April 2003 Michael Bird

Additional Notes:
I couldn`t resist this play on words,seeing so many times that the word "winch" is spelled "wench"

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