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Go Away And Get Lost! I once had a dog whose name was Blue Long before you ever thought of that! I once had a wife whose name I want to sue Not that’s her name although I’d like her to splat! She had this knack Of opening her crack To every male she met And I was one and I fret (about that) Still in my mind I wish I could find And wish I could bid But she’s the mother of two of my kids Out out brief candle Do not tempt me so For it is I Here, take this pie (in the face) For me! |
Additional Notes:
Just having some fun on an otherwise dreary day....but it's all true!
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