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A Mixed Bag A Jewish man was asked “What’s your favourite wine?” He replied, “My wife asking if she had to go to Miami again for Christmas!” Headline: 9 US troops killed near Falujah. Headline: Teacher gunned down outside Toronto High School. Headline: Americans fed up with Bush are leaving US for Canada wearing the red maple leaf Which one of these makes you laugh? What keeps you from laughing? It’s all about not sweating the small stuff! What good does it do if you don’t? Where does it say in the scriptures “Thou shalt not laugh and have a good time?” Feed the hungry Support the African fruit fly House the homeless Convicted killer out on bail Support wildlife - save the snow leopard Save the rainforests Clothe the children without shoes Support hot meals for school kids Run a marathon to support breast cancer Support the animal shelter Don’t drink this water, it’s full of mercury Money, money, money...it's all about MONEY My need is greater than your need Yadda yadda yadda! Phew I’m pooped Back to bed, and cover my head There is just not enough time or money There is just not enough people support There is just not enough government support So let’s just drop the big one and forget it all After all We’re all going to die Sooner now than later Sign up now! Addendum: Billionaire Branson buys another castle Billionaire Trump buys another building No WMD found “Love is all there is” crooned the Beatles |
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If you can find truth in this then perhaps there is hope!
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